if you’re a morally dubious man on tv what you’re going to want to do is go look at your kids while they’re sleeping. then drive your car somewhere
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Ashton. 29/INTJ
Caught a trout, call that a successful trouting
I love trout…respect the trout
Got a little Rainbow Trout today. He was too small too keep and cook so I sent him back.
City Hunter ‘91 - Fear! Shinjuku Ghost Story!! The Wandering Soul of a Beautiful Woman
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WHAT THE FUCK HELLO???
Oceangate wishes it had this kind of engineering
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If Britain was real, amy winehouse would have said something like “a rich man 70 quid or taller” in her song “FUCK ME PUMPS” but she said “6’2” which is NOT metric!!
idiot jail for ignorant beasts
Sisyphus
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